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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

cumfort:

larcthedragoon:

godtierdave:

mrgiraffe1:

GUYS MY SCHOOL DID A LIVE-ACTION VERSION OF THE INTRO FOR DISNEY’S RECESS FOR A CLOSING ASSEMBLY HELP

beautiful

*sheds a single tear*

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

chevalierdog:

letthetrackflow:

chevalierdog:

chevalierdog:

goblins keep stealing my jems

they steal my jewels, my pearls. goblins are stealing my treasure

that sounds truly outrageous, OP

say that to my gold and silver trinkets that are now missing you goblin apologist 

sixpenceee:

EVERYDAY THE SAME DREAM is an art game about alienation and refusal of labour. You are a faceless, unnamed man going about his business. The game has alternatives endings. Will you end up going to work and working in a little cubicle like every day, or will you take another route and do something different for once? 

PLAY IT HERE

You may also like: ENTITY

humoristics:

Did he win?

humoristics:

Did he win?

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

winking:

WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN I WAS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY BUT ONE DAY HE FAINTED OR SOMETHING AND THE AMBULANCE CAME AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR I WAS SCARED TO EVEN SIT NEXT TO HIM. AND NOW I FOUND HIM ON FACEBOOK AND JESUS CHRIST HE IS SO HOT

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

oddskylar:

fstw:

queefdollaz:

if u think about it hard enough tyler the creation is like 25 years old still doing this shit n it is pretty childish for someone his age but who am i?

If you think about it hard enough those shoes do look ugly as hell

tyler the creation