Why Toothpaste is Better than You

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catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

gumi95:

gendervoid: like agender but a cooler way of saying it

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

tenderwave:

themostordinarythings:

glitterpissed:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

artsfartsunicornhearts

i’m wet

FUCK
bathedinflames:

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